considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

rjtheradnosereindeer:

BEEP BEEP HAHA TIME TO GET FUCKED

rjtheradnosereindeer:

BEEP BEEP HAHA TIME TO GET FUCKED

(Source: hajohinta)

I was tagged by iflywiththelostboys

Basics

Name: Darren


Birthday: 24th January


Favorite color: Steak, roast taters and shit tonne of mint ;)


Lucky number: I don’t have one really


Height: 6’0


Talents: I play a few instruments, play xbox and get pissed off at being shit (does that even count?) 


Last dream you remember: Walking some dogs I don’t own through a park I’ve never been to with someone I can’t remember. Freaked me out a little….


Can you juggle: No. I can walk with out falling over though

Art/sports/both: I don’t like watching sports but I’ll play any. Definitely creative though


Do you like writing: Not when I don’t have to. More because I don’t have anything to write about


Do you like dancing: Nope, suck at it



Do you like singing: Nope, even worse then dancing



Fantasies



Dream vacation: New Zealand and/or Aus



Dream guy/gal: Jennifer Lawrence

Dream wedding: Not got there yet!

Dream pet: Dog, probably a lab but a boarder collie would be cool


Dream job: Working in film of TV, on set and off screen


Favourite song: Not sure, changes depending on my mood


Favourite album: I wanna say MUSE 2nd Law but I think Black holes and revelations is the real winner


Last song you heard on the radio: I can’t remember.


Least favourite song: Anything radio one deems suitable for ‘monday morning raves’


Least favourite album: Not sure

Least favourite artist: Most, if not all of the swag twats that populate mainstream music

Preferences

Guys/girls/both: Women


Hair colour: Blonde or proper red heads


Eye colour: not bothered


Humorous/serious: More humorous but gotta be serious sometimes


Taller/shorter: shorter but not midget like

Biggest turn-off: Arrogance, I hate people who refuse to learn about anything


Biggest turn-on: Someone who can make me laugh, have a good time and be good friends with.

I’ll tag vamparie ha-imginger badwolfwalking latenightalaska airsoftgeek

cerebralzero:

"They called him Mohamed Machine Gun Tits"

cerebralzero:

"They called him Mohamed Machine Gun Tits"

(Source: skatingordying)

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). 
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

(Source: needsmoarcat)

sukippa:

"I don't know, when do you think the clit was discovered Gavin?"

humbled-harlot:

The light was coming in so beautifully this morning ☀️🌲