This is golden, someone buy me this book.

there are so many burns i am now more scared to talk to women

you should be

All of them are great comebacks to sleezy guys but the seat one is a bit out there isn’t it?

I guess you shouldn’t ask to sit on empty seats or you’ll be accused of sexual harassment.


Why do you keep saying that?!

Heteronormativity in action.

(Source: ballcocktail)


Don’t worry Gavin Free I had Adam Ellis help me move your desk.



1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.

2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine. 

3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie. 

a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine.

(Source: rapunzelena)